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Post by 'Doctor 420' JQ Publik on Feb 15, 2008 1:07:04 GMT -5
("The Watcher" by Dr. Dre plays and Doctor 420 steps out onto to entrance ramp. He is wearing black trunks with gold trim, gold knee pads, black and gold boots, gold framed shades, gold wrist tape, elbow pads, and a shiny gold robe) So this is where the party's at! For those of you who missed the show, I recommend you catch a replay somewhere, because that shizzle was of tha hizzle, if you know what I mean. gameover920.proboards101.com/index.cgi?board=matchresultsWhat an incredible first offering from the stars of Do Or Die Wrestling. We are the pioneers. We are the few and the proud. Everyone in the back deserves a big huge round of applause. As you can plainly see, I am NOT wearing the Double D Title, but that is all gonna change right freakin' now. Ladies, if you would. (A variety of women from all walks of life begin to filter in throughout the arena all dressed in gold. From every angle they approach and enter the ring, surrounding JQ Publik) Now, this is any man's dream right here! How are you, ladies? "Fine, Doctor 420." Mmm, mmm, mmmmmmmmm. That's nice. Oh but there's just one thing missing. (JQP reaches up over his head and beckons the Do Or Die Title from the ceiling. It lowers and two of the girls strap it around his waist) Allow me to officially present to you your NEW Do Or Die World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, ME!! Now, this is what I call a party!! (JQ Publik's party is quickly interrupted by...) *** TO BE CONTINUED BY ANYONE ***
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Post by 'Doctor 420' JQ Publik on Feb 18, 2008 4:32:07 GMT -5
(The lights in the arena flash blue and green. Animals by Nickelback hits throughout the PA system, Bryz emerges from the curtain with a thingyy smile on his face. Bryz walks slowly to the top of the stage and throws up his hands doing his signature pose. Bryz finishes his pose and walks down the ramp towards the ring in a thingyy fashion. Bryz gets in the ring and stands in the middle with a egotistical smile on his face. Bryz lets out one more pose as White pyro shoots from each turnbuckle. Bryz finishes his pose as the music stops. It soon becomes obvious that it is NOT the real Bryz.)
Doctor 420: "Look what we have here! You look like you came here to fight!" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Do you realize that I am having a party here?" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Do you see all of these beautiful ladies?" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Are you terrified out of your mind, Bryz?" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Don't be afraid, son. I will make it as quick as I possibly can so you can go home and eat corn chips and go a little more blind each day. Would that make you happy?" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Baby, be a doll and get me a steel chair."
(One of the girls in gold goes down to ringide and returns with a steel chair.)
Doctor 420: "You like to hit people with these, don't you?" Fake Bryz: "Yes." Doctor 420: "Now what did I say about hitting people with steel chairs?" Fake Bryz: "I don't remember." Doctor 420: "You don't remember?! Come in close, man, so you can hear this."
(JQ Publik knocks the fake Bryz out with the chair.)
Doctor 420: "If you're gonna hit me with a steel chair, make sure that I don't get up."
(JQP looks into the camera as it zooms in close.)
Bryz, if you think for one second that I can't beat you at your own game, you are sorely mistaken. It ain't no way you gonna take me down, hardcore match or not. The Do Or Die Championship belt stays here!!
So, that must mean that after I beat you as easily as this at Surrender this Friday, I will have the chance to add more gold to my modest collection the following week. That crown is pretty shiny and I have a feeling that it just might look better on me.
You've got two more weeks with that crown, so Publik opinion is this: make sure you get lots of pictures with it to show your grandkids, or they will NEVER believe that you ever stepped into the ring with Doctor 420!
Get yourself an iPod and listen to your theme music on repeat, because when you face JQ Publik, you only get to hear your music once.
If you still think you've got what it takes, Make sure that you Bring your best.
Girls, champaigne's chillin at the hotel!
("The Watcher" by Dr. Dre hits and JQ Publik is escorted back up the ramp by his entourage of lovely ladies.)
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Post by Bryz on Feb 24, 2008 22:38:44 GMT -5
As JQ Is being escorted up the ramp Animals plays throughout the whole arena and JQ falls back down the ramp. Bryz emerges from behind the curtain and JQ's jaw drops. Bryz already has a mic in his hand. JQ is hinding behind some of the girls.
"JQ! You think you are just so big and bad knocking out some fake ass kid in the ring. Well I am the real thing. There is no way in hell that you are going to beat me in a hardcore match. You obviously don't understand that I am the real deal! I am the best thing to ever hapen to the wrestling society. You will fall and bow down to my feet. After you are done bowing down, You will lose that title to me because you are the most pathetic thing in this world yet. Look at you hiding behind some girls. Your lucky, I won't touch a girl, because If I would, You would be leaving this arena in a stretcher. So Punk, I hope you bring your game cause Showdown is going to be a hell of a show!!!!"
Bryz drops the mic and Animals plays. Jq continues to stand back as Bryz does his sinature pose. Bryz walks back and through the curtain. The crowd boo's as JQ and Bryz finish there stare down.
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