A Champ, a 'Legend Killer' Killer, and a KING

['Doctor 420' JQ Publik]

(JQ Publik runs out onto the entrance wearing the Do Or Die World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship Belt around his waist. Twin blondes in gold silk dresses shuffle to his sides.

Fireworks obscure the audio as the ring announcer introduces him.)

Being led towards the ring by
Mary and Wanda,
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada,
Weighing in at 269 pounds,
He is the
Do Or Die World Heavyweight Champion,
'Doctor 420' JQ Publik!!

(JQP makes his way down to ringside slapping hands and kissing babies all the way. He jumps up on the apron and goes straight on to the second rope holding his arms out and then crossing them over his head, hands open. He then puts his thumb and index finger to his lips and takes a deep breath!)

I just wanna let eveybody up in this fish know,
That 'Doctor 420' JQ Publik has not been changed by my
recent success.

I am still the same old JQP.
I still put my pants on one leg at a time.
I still like pancakes with butter and syrup.
I still shovel the driveway after a winter storm.
I still smoke 'cigars' in the backyard with my cat, Pawz.
I still blow my nose in the shower and let the water wash it off.
I still know all of the words to Jump Around by House of Pain and
I never did know all the words to Sharocks and Shenanigans by House of Pain.
I still enjoy a lettuce-covered, sauce-filled, good o' messy big mac!!

The only difference now is that I do it all
Wearing this gold belt.

(The crowd starts to chant.)

J-Q-Pub-Lik!! Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap!
J-Q-Pub-Lik!! Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap!

(Doctor 420 calms them down.)

Thank you, thank you,
Please.

I am only a man.
Okay, I am more than just a man,
I am, after all,
The Double D Champ.

(The crowd starts to chant.)

J-Q-Pub-Lik!! Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap!
J-Q-Pub-Lik!! Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap!
(Doctor 420 calms them down.)

Okay, okay, okay.

Now, there is this one little thing I have to do before I`m
done collecting gold.

Bryz.

(The crowd boos.)

Bryz.
I hope I am pronouncing that right.
Bries.
Breeze.
Brizz.
Brays.

You are already using the nickname legend killer.
I guess I have no right to argue with that because,
Believe or not, in full honest terms,
I am not a doctor.
So let`s call it even.

And you and I both won our matches at the Pay-Per-View.
So again, even.

I am champion.
You are king.
Even.

But, I have to tell you one thing, Bryz.
There is a crazy buzz all over the streets,
And it seems to me that Publik opinion is this:
You don`t quite have it deep down inside. I mean, you say you do. But I am having a hard time believing that you really and truly have what it takes to carry this incredibly heavy Do Or Die Title.

And I happen to be feeling a little light-headed.
So I will wrap this up by giving you this brief preview of our upcoming Hardcore match!

Boom.
You wake up at the hospital a week later.
And when you get out, I beat you again.
And I take your crown.

I like nicknames too, Bryz.
And it would be pretty swell to be
A Champ, a 'Legend Killer' Killer, and a KING.

Peace out from
The good doctor,
JQP

(JQ Publik poses for the cameras with Mary and Wanda as the arena strobes was flashes.)

[Mr. Baptiste]

Mr. Baptiste theme song hits he walks down to the ring, he gets in the ring and says:

JQP well you got mouth but I don't see no action so I have decide as the Chairman of this business I will take matters into my own hands and say I will make a triple threat match you VS Bryz VS a very special guest who will be making his debut with both you and Bryz's title on the line in a Winner Takes all match.

TBC

['Doctor 420' JQ Publik]

Oh, my good golly gracious me!

Is it true? Am I seeing things?
Or it this the real Mr. Baptiste coming out to talk to the champion
One on one?

With all due respect, sir, I think your little Triple-Threat-Winner-Take-All crap
is a load of fertilizer. I'm sure it's top grade fertilizer, but it stinks all the same.

But like I always say, bring your best.
And that, my man, you have done.

So, you say it's 'Doctor 420' versus Bryz, Bries, Breeze, Bras, versus question mark.
I like that, y'know when they make the little graphic and it has two faces but the third one is, like, blacked out with a question mark on his face and then the guy who actually comes out doesn't look anything like the sihouette on the graphic!
Cool.

So, for that reason and that reason only...

No, wait.
Maybe I need a better reason than that to accept a
Triple Threat Match where
My Do Or Die World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship belt is on the line!!!

(JQP thinks about it for a moment.)

...But I'll be d**ned if I can think of one,
so I'm just gonna have to grit my teeth and stand up straight and look you
dead in the eye and say exactly what it says right here in this belt --
DO OR DIE!

You tell me it's a three-way dance, it's a three-way dance.
You tell me it's winner take all, it's winner take all.
So when The Thunder hits and the Smoke clears,
I will stumble to my feet,
Pick up my belt,
Pick up my shiny new crown,
And I will stand up and call myself champion.
And I will syand up and call myself king.
And your very special guest opponent is gonna have the very special distinction of being one of the other guys in the match where
'Doctor 420' JQ Publik became the first man in Do Or Die to wear
gold from head to toe!!

[Bryz]

As JQP continues his endless rant The lights in the arena begin to flash green and blue. Animals then hits over the PA system and the fans in the arena let out a series of boo's. Bryz emerges from behind the curtain and onto the stage where Mr. Baptiste stands. Bryz looks around the arena as Mr. Baptiste moves to the side. Bryz does his signature pose and yellow sparks begin to fall from under the titan tron. Bryz lets out a huge thingyy smile. Bryz continues his way down the ring as JQP continues to stare down Bryz. A Bryz sucks chant starts throughout the arena. Bryz makes his way to the end of the ramp. Bryz smiles at JQP. Bryz goes to the stairs and gets in the ring. Bryz grabs a mic from the ring announcer. Bryz stares down JQP, looking into his eyes with a great fury. Bryz brings the mic up to his lips.

"To start things off JQP, The correct pronunciation is Bryz as in Bries, now get it right! You come out to this ring, you start talking all this loads of crap how you do everything with a title around your waste now. I got news for you, This crown on my head, isn't going anywhere, the only thing thats going to move is that title that you carry around your waste. I am not a self-proclaimed legend killer, I AM A LEGEND KILLER. I have came from many different wrestling leagues where I have taken out the best and taken out those who call them selves Legends! I am not one who is to be taken lightly. Now "Doctor" You make alot of talk but the way you have to win your matches is by taking out your opponent first. On Showdown last week, You attacked me making me unable to compete. Now that is what I call a cheap shot. You talk and spit alot of game but I haven't seen you back it up. You talk like your the all knowing, the best thing that ever has happened to sports entertainment, The truth is. You couldn't wrestle a match if your life depended on it. I come out to this ring every night and give my blood and sweat but never tears. I will do anything it takes to take out who I have to take out. Now right now I would like to introduce you all to a special person that I know. She will not be at ringside at our match this week because seeing as you don't know how to win a match fair and square I would hate to see anything happen to her. Now introducing, My Wife, Sarah!!!"

Shut Up by Simple Plan hits on the PA system and Sarah comes out from behind the curtain. Sarah looks at Mr. Baptiste. She gives him a head bow and continues down to the ring. Sarah gets in the ring and stands by Bryz.

"JQP, this is my wife Sarah, You wouldn't understand what true love is because all you do is play and play like a little school boy. That is not the point here, You have yet to see what I can do and what she can do in the ring. Sarah will soon be an in-ring competitor, and when I win your belt and When she eventually takes over the womans division, if one every developes, we will be the most powerful couple in this business. Besides the point though. There is going to be a special guest who is making his debut match, I already have idea's on who it's going to be. But you know something, it doesn't matter who it is, cause once I take out both of you it will be back to just me and you when you attempt to take your rematch clauses for the DOD World Heavyweight Championship, where you will fail miserably at. I do agree with you on one thing and on thing only. This special guy who is going to compete against us probably doesn't deserve a title shot. He is probably just a winey little pregnant dog. That doesn't matter though cause you and I will take him out within the first couple seconds, I won't even need you to do it. I can do it myself. Now there is one more matter to discuss with you. I will remind you that anything goes in this match. I will remind you that I will do whatever it takes. I am going to take you down like you have never seen. This match isn't about wrestling, So I guess thats what your good at but you know what it doesn't matter when the smoke clears you WILL NOT be stumbling to your feat holding a title and a crown you will be on the floor with blood poring down you face. You will have nothing left in you and I will stand up and take my new title and my crown and hold it high above my head with the stupid fans in the arena left in disappointment. So I do however wish you good luck cause your going to need it."

Bryz gets into the face of JQP and they begin to exchange words. Bryz brings the mic up one more time.

"I am going to show you why they call me the Legend Killer!"

Bryz drops the mic and goes to deliver the RKO to JQP but JQP pushes Bryz off and the two men start brawling in the ring JQP takes the advantage and gets Bryz to the floor. Bryz gets up but JQP rushes him with a knee to the face. Bryz gets up and JQP tries to deliver the Publik Execution but Bryz pushes him off and JQP runs right into a chair that Sarah was holding. Jqp falls to the floor with blood dripping out of his face. Bryz picks up JQP and sets him up in the Bryz Bomber. Bryz gives a little taunt as JQP is in the air but then Bryz hits the Bryz Bomber and leaves JQP lifeless in the middle of the ring. Bryz does his signature pose as Sarah is laughing. Bryz grabs the mic from the middle of the ring.

"That is just a little taste of what your going to get come this week's show! So just stick that in your pipe and smoke it!"

Bryz drops the mic as Animals hits. Referee's and EMT's come down to the ring to check on JQP who is laying in the ring with no sign of conscieneness in his body what so ever. Bryz and Sarah walk slowly up the ramp looking back at the damage they have done as the fans in the arena are booing him. Bryz just makes his way up the ramp looking into the eyes of Mr. Baptiste and giving a thingyy smile. Bryz and Sarah leave the ring area. The music fades and The EMT's are loading JQP onto a stretcher.

['Doctor 420' JQ Publik]

(Mary and Wanda are holding onto Doctor 420's hands and crying hysterically. JQ Publik is out cold as the EMT's roll him up the ramp an out of the arena into a waiting ambulance.

Bryz and Sarah return and The Legend Killer pulls JQ Publik out of the ambulance. The king smashes the champ's head off the side of the ambulance causing even more blood to pour from his open forehead.

Bryz drags JQP up onto the hood of a parked car and hits another Bryz Bomber on Doctor 420 through the windshield!!
JQP does not get up. The girls are crying even louder now.

Bryz does his signature pose once more and leaves with his mysterious wife Sarah.

Who knows when we will see our brave champion again.
Will he be ready for Showdown??!)