100% Champ?

['Doctor 420' JQ Publik]

("The Watcher" by Dr. Dre plays. The crowd goes crazy looking for the DODW Champion, JQ Publik. Instead, to their surprise, it is one of the blonde twins from the night of the attack. She is wearing tight blue jeans and a low-cut shiny gold top.)

Hi, everyone. My name is Mary.
You might have seen me at ringside with Doctor 420 the other night.
Well, I just thought someone should let you, the fans, know how JQP is doing since getting bombed through a car windshield by 'The Legend Killer' Bryz.

(The crowd boos.)

My sister Wanda and I were at the Doctor's big Championship celebration along with all those other girls in gold. I guess he just kinda took a liking to us. So, we were there. We saw the glass break. We heard the metal crunch. Which is why it is so amazing how well the champion is doing.

(Mary stops talking when she sees her twin sister run down to the ring.)

WANDA: "Mary! Oh, my goodness! You won't believe this!"

MARY: "What is it, sis? What's going on?"

WANDA: "It's JQ. He's not doing so well!"

MARY: "What do you mean?"

WANDA: "Well, his eyes are all red and he looks like he's having convulsions again."

MARY: "Convulsions?"

WANDA: "Yes, and he's practically frothing at the mouth. I don't think he's gonna be able to defened the Title at Showdown!!!"

(The stage explodes in a remarkable fireworks display leaving the entrance smokey. As the smoke fades, we can see that 'Doctor 420' is not there. An ambulance comes screaming down to rignside, sirens blaring, lights flashing, and skids up alongside the apron. The driver gets out and, yes, it is The Do Or Die Champion, JQP. He is proudly wearing his Title belt. The crowd goes insane!!!)

Wanda, Wanda, Wanda...
Are you serious?!??
It seems to me we have gotten to know each other in many ways, but you still have not yet seen my furious side.

Because while I have the odd ache and the occasional pain,
Your Do Or Die World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion has arrived in grand fashion and not a minute too soon, to set the record straight!

Yes, there are convulsions and red eyes and it might seem a little bit like I can't sit still and to the untrained eye I can see how it would seem that JQ Publik is a little bit out of his mind.

And maybe I am just a wee little bit, but let me tell you,
Just a sure as there is air in my lungs and
Blood in my veins,
Your champion is standing here on his own two feet seething in anger and wincing, just a little bit, in pain.

But just so Mary and Wanda and everybody up in this fish knows,
There are some situtations where it is simply
Do Or Die!!

So I will defend this gold belt at Showdown this Friday,
no matter how much it hurts.

And I plan to guarantee you another thing:
When that mystery opponent comes to ringside,
There is no way,
Dude, there is no freakin' way that you are gonna
Walk out of that ring of your own accord.

This is going to be a war, and a four-sided platform with ropes hanging off it will not be able to contain the vittriol that has grown within me.

And even though, Bryz, you are rotting in a jail cell somewhere,
For beating up some random drunk.
I promise you. You will get your ass kicked by
'Doctor 420' this Friday whether you end up rolling a double six, finding a get out free card,
Or I come down to that jailhouse myself and we show the King what jailhouse rock is really all about.

Because, yes, this is a Triple Threat Match, but like any World Title match-up only one man may leave with the gold. And this time, there is just a little more of it.

And Publik opinion is this: I am your champion!!
And I plan to be your king!

Everbody come down to the fights Friday night.
Somebody is getting their asses kicked by a professional.
I don't do freakin' windows.

Bring your best.

[Bryz]

JQP, Wanda, and Mary are in the ring ranting. The lights in the arnea flash between green and blue. JQP's jaw drops as he thinks Bryz is in jail. Instead of Animals playing like JQP expected, Shut Up by Simple Plan hits and Sarah emerges from the curtain. Sarah has a mic in her hand already as it is. JQP just laughs at the fact and the crowd greets her with boo's. Sarah looks down upon the ring as the music stops. Sarah stands on the stage talking into the mic.

"Well well well, Look how has come out of the hospital room. That is quite a recovery you made. Now unlike you my husband knows how to treat a lady that is why he beat up that drunk in the bar a couple nights ago. The truth is that guy in the bar deserved it. Now my husband is not here toinight unfortuatly, but he is here via satelite! Now I am going to give the floor to my husband so he can tell you a thing or two."

The titantron turns on with Bryz coming on the screen in orange clothes for being in a jail cell.

Bryz: Thanks honey. Now, Hello there JQP. You have caused me quite a bit of hell, with all the stress on me and this huge match and that stupid drunk man talking like the way he did, I couldn't help myself and I feel horrible for hitting him and then kicking the bouncers ass. The fact is I was having a bad night and I would like to make a "publik" apology to everyone for the display of my anger towards that man.

Animals hits the PA system and JQP gets the girls out of the ring and gets in a defensive stance. The music plays for about another minute and then stops with no sign of Bryz. The titantron flips back on with Bryz in a hysterical laugh and Sarah continuing to laugh on the stage.

Bryz: d**n JQP, scared you a little bit? That was funny as hell. (Bryz smirks) Now I have promised the fans that I will walk out of Showdown with two pieces of gold on my body. I will not be giving up so easy to you. There is going to be another mystery opponent in this match and he won't make any difference cause I will be ble to quickly end both of you with a lightning fast RKO. Well I have to go because these stupid ass police are saying my time is up but it was nice chatting with you JQP. I will be out to hurt you and get revenge on you for what you did to me!

The titantron clicks off and Sarah brings the mic back up to her mouth.

Sarah: JQP I do have another surprise for you though.

JQP gives a questioned look to Sarah as in the background Bryz is taking off a camera man suit and standing right behind JQP. JQP turns around and see's Bryz. JQP and Bryz begin to brawl it out in the middle of the ring once again. Sarah runs down to ringside as the two other girls are on the other side of the ring. JQP pushes Bryz backwards getting Bryz off of him for a second. Bryz rushes JQP hitting him with a quick spear. Bryz gets up and lets out a roar of fury. Bryz then laughs with a thingyy smile. Referee's start running down to the ring but Bryz stops them from coming in. Bryz picks up JQP but JQP fights back kicking Bryz in the gut. Bryz holds his mid-section. JQP goes to hit the Publik Execution but Bryz throws him off into the ropes. Bryz attempts a spine buster but JQP pushes off again. Bryz then goes for a clotheline but JQP ducks and hits Bryz with flying leg lariat. Bryz quickly gets up and tells Sarah to throw him a chair. JQP grabs his belt. Bryz takes the chair and goes to hit JQP but JQP ducks under again dropping the title and going for the Publik Execution again but Bryz pushes off. Security gets into the ring along with referee's and they attempt to seperate the two men. Both men keep fighting out of the crowd and Bryz gets through hitting JQP with another spear but staying on his hitting with mounted punches. Bryz and JQP get seperated again.

Finally security is able to get Bryz escorted up the ramp along with Sarah at his side. Sarah grabs Bryz' crown and hands it to Bryz. Bryz holds his crown up on the ramp as he walks backward. JQP holds his title in the air. JQP's music hits and Bryz and Sarah leave the ring area and the scene fades to a black scene.